Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Vanity Vs Dignity

So I asked my hubs the other day,

Me -If aliens came down and offered you your body in it's prime, and all your hair back in exchange for some probing and experimentation would-

The Hubs - Done

Me- well that was an easy decision.

Which leaves me to this conclusion, vanity will win over dignity.  Hell yeah, please get rid of my mom tummy and lift up my boobs.  You can even have some eggs while you're at it.  And if I can get a catalog? Thanks.  Let's just face it- who doesn't want to look better?  And really- if there is an easy way, wouldn't we alllll sign up for that?

See you in the probe room!

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