Saturday, November 28, 2015

Momentary insanity is another name for thanksgiving

Part 1) my family
So being away for college both my boyfriend and I understand not seeing our family as much as we should. Although I have the excuse my family lives an hour and a half away and my wonderful beau's Stephen like to continuously use the excuse "my family knows I love them!!" With a sassy head toss and snap... Well, this past thanksgiving (our first together) he courageously experienced meeting the majority of my family for the first time. Now of course we get up way to early for a holiday to primp and prep for the long day ahead. Stephen first shaves his 3 inch beard and his face is exposed to the sunlight almost blinding me with his whiteness. Looking good meeting my parents was quick easy and im fairly certain Stephen passed the parent test. Well of course my dad had to remind everyone how well he shoots rabbits on an almost daily basis first thing in the morning when he wakes up. But finally to the good stuff, meeting my racist Native American/Hispanic family. My apho (grandmother) reminding me I have a new boyfriend almost every family event... Nice to know but I think Stephen will get to graciously attend more family events. (Now realizing my Ahpo called me a hoe...) annnnyyyway more of my aunts and uncles pile into my ahpos house and of course, ignore my boyfriend who just happens to lack pigment. I had had enough and was ready to head out the door when Stephen decides he WAS going to be known, stands in the middle of the living room, grabs EVERYONES attention and says "Hi, my name is Stephen and im leaving know" without skipping a beat turns around and walks out and i of course following without a glance back. 
But Realizing I have the best team mate on he hard days of my family events... Made all the silence of the room, all worth it.
Part 2) his family to be continued... 

Friday, November 20, 2015

Being thankful

So it's November and everyone is listing everyday what they are thankful for. Man, that's a hard one. I, of course, am thankful for all kinds of material things and that makes me kinda an asshole. I mean day 20: thank you, Tarte Cosmetics for making me look fabulous! Does not have the same ring as day 20: today I am so very thankful for all my friends and family. 

Maybe I'm not very touchy feely. Maybe I am a huge ass hole. Maybe I really just like cosmetics? Either way, I'm thankful. I guess the real truth is I'm thankful for my parents. They instilled in me my work ethic, and of course blessed me my genes of fabulousness. So there- not too shallow right? So thanks mom and dad- you'll never read this but know you're appreciated for everything you gifted me, lessons, genetic, and otherwise. Without you, I'd literally be nothing. Ha! And kids, you are so welcome. Especially, you Stephen, you're welcome. 

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Exciting announcement!!!

Well well well readers! We have a new bloggoddess joining our team. Look for her upcoming posts. Again- no pressure!!!! 


More will be revealed!




I love my sons girlfriend.

I may have mentioned before how much I love my oldest sons girlfriend. I really hope she is my future daughter in law- no pressure! 

Why, you ask? This. So much this:


Contest sadness

Well, readers- seems like everyone was a little to reluctant to send in terrible pictures of themselves. Don't worry, I don't blame you. It's ok. Since we had no entries, I took my fat self to Olive Garden and ate the never ending pasta bowl. I also had to roll myself to the car. 
#NoRegrets!