Friday, April 17, 2015

Open letter to GOW

Dear Game Of War,

I will never ever buy you ever. I do not care if you are the most amazing game in the world. I am tired of seeing Kate Upton's boobs every time I play a game, look at a news story, or use an app. Every time I click on a link you are there. It's quite maddening, really. Maybe if you had kept it simple; we could have been friends. Instead, you have hijacked my phone browsing time, and I hate you for it. So, I will never download you, you are dead to me. 


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