S tells Helena that she had to give her up in order to get Sarah and Kira out of Dyad. S says they need to talk it out; it is the only way. Helena tells her that talking it out for her is (hilarious gesture of knife across throat) the waitress gives Helena food, but takes the knife and fork away, leaving her with a spoon. Helena says first I eat then we fight. The waitress tells Sarah that it's best to leave them alone to work it out. She gives her a towel and tells her to use her shower.
Allison is working on her speech for the election. They monitor her vitals and head on to bubbles. Her mom looks over the paperwork and Allison and Donnie head to the muxer. On the way out Allison notices her mom has a Vote For Marci poster up. They leave.
Cosima and her new girlfriend are in bed. They are at her gf's place. There is a knock on the door and its Delphine. This isn't crazy at all! Cosima asks what she is doing here and asks if she is stalking her. Meanwhile Shae goes in the bathroom and turns the shower on, and stands at the door to listen. Delphine tells Cosima that she's been checking the samples of the proteins. Her numbers are worrying. Delphine wants another urine sample and hands her a cup. Cosima tells her not to come here again. Cosima then calls Scott and asks him to cover for her. He tells her that they need the urinalysis. She tells him not to show Delphine the book.
Allison and Donnie are meeting Jason. He asks if she got the store and she said not yet. Donnie struts his stuff and kisses Allison in front of Jason. I like this jealous assertive Donnie! Hilarious! Allison goes in to the candidate mixer. She meets Felix who has a pink booth set up for her. She gets a text from Cosima and says that Cosima needs her pee. She texts her back and tells her she can come and get it. Marci comes by the booth and tells her that her booth looks like she is selling bubble gum. Felix introduced himself, and Marci could barely stand to shake his hand. Said that Felix was an interesting choice considering how conservative they are. Allison asks if that was an intolerant remark. Marci says your mother is very conservative, and she is supporting me. Marci smiles and walks away. Felix looks at Allison and says, "we are going to dismayed that bitch " Allison's phone rings and its her mother. She says her heart is exploding. Allison says she will be right there. Donnie is with Jason and he is telling him about the supplier. At one point Jason says he should have brought Allison. Donnie tells him that he has made his presence clear. Jason asks if there is a problem and Donnie says not unless you come between me and my family. Jason says, consider your territory pissed on. The do some man hand clasp thing and go inside. I'd like to point out that both Allison and Donnie have identical mania folders with paper clips on them. Until now I didn't mention it because I didn't catch it. My money is that Allison and Donnie have switched by mistake. Donnie meets the dude and he doesn't speak to him. In walks this sexy lady. They speak Italian? Idk and Donnie hands her the envelope and she puts drugs on the table. Oh yep. The envelope had school buttons. The boss man won't let Donnie leave so he gives Jason the envelope to switch out will Allison.
Back at the Mexican bar, S tells Helena that she is so sorry. Helena says now we fight. S tells her she's not going to fight her because she is pregnant. Helena asks why is everyone so concerned about her baby. S asks her how is she going to raise the baby, and Helena says she will find her boyfriend Jesse remember that dude from the bar? Ha! And together they will raise it. S says that he sounds like an honest man. Helena gets up and tells her to go outside. S says no. Helena hits S and tells her to hit her. S tells her she can't have Sarah without the rest of her family. Helena hits her again. S tells her, join us helena, you're kin. Helena hits her again and S hits her back. S says "shit Helena I hit you" and grabs her. Helena struggles and S holds her close and says please forgive me for what I did, I'm so sorry. Helena stops struggling. S tells her it's ok, you're with family now.
Allison's mom is leaning on a wall. Allison walks in. She says it was terrifying she was dizzy and light headed. Allison gets her some water and tells her mom she has to go back. Her mom tells her she can't sell her the store. Felix is holding down the fort at the mixer and trying to stall the photo op. He texts Allison. Allison's mom is telling her she can't sell the store. She calls Donnie Mr. Chubbs. "That's his name isn't it, Donald Francis Chubbs. I lost all respect for that man when he took your name. ". Allison tells her that he did because her mom insisted. Allison tells her mom not to make this about Donnie that no one is ever good enough. She leaves and tears down Marcis poster. "I'm recycling this!" Cosima shows up at the mixer at the back door. Oh no! She's mistaken for Allison. Luckily Felix intercepts. She says she needs her pee because she doesn't trust Delphine. Felix is telling her to put on an Allison shirt and hide her dreds. She says she's not posing as Allison. Felix says if she wants the piss she better play along. He makes her bangs. Hahahahah
Scott's playing D&D with tot her lab nerds. Delphine walks in and says she needs the lab. It is Rachel's turn for processing. Rachel says "hello Scott" he shows her the Dr Moreau book. She looks at Scott. She points to the board game and says "teach. I'm so bored" Delphine asks if he wants to, and he says yeah. Rachel looks at him.
Cosima/Allison is posing for pictures. They're all gonna be squinty because girlfriend can't see shit. Allison walks in and tried to hide, then Jason catches up with her and says Donnie switched the envelopes. The money is on a counter with someone else. She asks if Donnie is in danger. Jason says, "short answer, yeah". She says that she's going to switch the envelopes and for him to wait outside. She texts Felix that she needs him 911 downstairs. Then Allison's mother walks in. Allison's mom tells her she needs to tell her something very inportant and it cannot wait. She tells her that her father wasn't good enough so she asked the fertility clinic for an upgrade. Now Allison knows she's a clone right? So did she think her parents were her parents??? Allison tells her mom she needs to wait there and she walks off. She tells Jason to entertain her mom. Felix tells Cosima to hide in the loo.
Scott is teaching Rachel to play the game. She tells him not seriously. He tells her oh yes. This is how we do it. If anyone comes in we're farm building. I thought it was D&D. Apparently it is much dorkier than that; it's like FarmVille tabletop!
Felix finds Allison's and tells her Cosima is in the loo. She tells Felix that they acvidently have Sarah Stubbs an envelope with 30,000$ in it. He asks what is going on. He says he quits. She says that they're drug dealers and that Donnie is being held captive by some guy named Pouchy. Felix says, like Pouchy the crime lord that cut off Vicks finger? Allison says, maybe? Felix says, there are not two Poucys, darling. I love his sass!
Meanwhile back at Pouchy's Chinese Restraunt aka drug front totally aside, there was a Chinese Restraunt drug front in this area. I guess it's a real thing. Donnie is talking and not shutting up. They put him next to a paper cutter. She tells him she's going herself, and if they don't get the money in 30 min he's losing his nose.
Felix is distracting Sarah Stubbs. Allison switched the envelope. Marci comes up and asks if she was slipping some in. Allison says no, then Marci asks how she is at speeches. She hears that Allison choked at her valedictorian speech, and she walks off. Allison says I had the flu.
Jason is walking with her mom, and he asks her about Bubbles. She said the offer wasn't up to snuff with Mr. Chubbs on the line. Jason asks her about Donnie, and charms her. Donnie calls Allison and tells her to get to the parking lot, and meet the niece. Oh no it's time to start the speeches. Allison goes to the parking lot and hands her the money. She tells her to get in the car now. Allison gets in.
Felix sees Marci giving the speech add gets Cosima. In the car the niece is counting the money. Allison says she doesn't have time for her to count all the way to 30, the girl looks at her and starts over.
Cosima/Allison walks in. She gets up to make a speech.
Donnie is let go. He talks them and asks to use the bathroom.
Cosima/Allison is making the most hilarious speech about kids not coloring in the lines and being a lesbian.... Supporter. Cosima coughs and excuses herself to get water and Allison takes her place. Cosima goes to the bathroom and Jason mistakes her for Allison and kisses her.
Sarah sees S all beat up she says that she's going to be a granny to her baby. Sarah tells her Paul is gone. She says that she has dreams about Beth. S tells her Gracie is living with her.
Allison gives a great speech and gets a standing ovation. Back in the bathroom Cosima tells Allison Jason kissed her. Allison won't pee. She wants to know more about the protein. Her mom walks in and tells her she made a great speech. She gives her bubbles and then gives her a pep talk about leaving Donnie. Allison then introduces her to Cosima and tell her mom that Cosima is her clone. She tells her that she was implanted with a clone. Her mom is truly deluded and says that Cosima is clearly mullato and must be her half sister. Allison walks out.
Shea and Cosima are talking and Cosima is in the bath. and she tells her that she has a serious health issue. She starts bleeding suddenly in the tub.
Rachel and Scott are decoding the the book. Scott asks her what it says, Rachel says she will only tell Sarah.
That's it for this week! The clones are all together again! I hope Cosima gets better and allows herself to get help. A blonde clone next week, whose the newbie!!!!
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