Duggar disgust.

Really? Women who blame themselves for their husbands infidelity? I can't even. 

No, honey. It's not your fault. Your husband has a problem. It is nothing you did or anything you can change about yourself. The fault lies purely with him. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3205403/Anna-Duggar-partially-blames-husband-Josh-cheating-using-porn-mother-law-Michelle-s-marriage-tip-NOT-deny-spouse-sex.html

This makes me want to puke. 

The Duggar Disgrace

So in the world of reality television we had 19 Kids and Counting. This basically followed the lives of the "quiver full" movement. Recently it has come to light that the oldest son of this family had molested young women/girls while they were sleeping. Of course the statute of limitations had already passed, so his crimes went unpunished. 

Their show 19 Kids and Counting was cancelled- a smart move by TLC. Now, it seems that during the Ashley Madison leak- he had not one, but TWO accounts. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3205122/I-biggest-hypocrite-Josh-Duggar-ADMITS-unfaithful-wife-revealed-37-million-Ashley-Madison-cheaters.html

That being said- I'd like to share this:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/07/03/how-abstinence-only-sex-education-led-me-down-an-unexpected-path/

Josh Duggar:

Wtf weds - dress code lunacy

Field trip to a water park. Should be easy right? Take a look at the dress code.

Girls can't show belly buttons. Really? Is this what we've come to? Boys are so animalistic that the mere sight of a hole, any hole, will drive them to distraction? It's just ridiculous. I can't even. Why can't they make everyone wear a tank top? But no, only girl belly buttons are offensive. Be careful, ladies! The slight glimpse of your belly button will cause you to drive men to distraction! Beware the hole! 

Orphan Black Recap. Ss 3 ep 2.

We open with doctor dude discovering castor soilder dude cells open. He calls someone on the phone and says "there's an issue."   Next we see soilder clone enter his apartment. Seems like he has brought a woman home.  He makes her a drink and asks if he can take her coat. She turns around and wait? It's moustache clone behind her. (Full disclosed I had to watch this multiple times to figure out what the hell was happening) she turns around and its soilder boy again.  The are getting it on. The. Moustache man joins in. (Oh look. He has a name. It's Seth)  She of course is like- wait, this isn't what I signed up for. Soilder boy "we're brothers. Taught to share".  (Ewwww)

Cal, Kira, and Sarah are walking. Cal shows them something, he had bought a house. Awww has art stuff for Kira. 

Gross castor clone spits water at other castor clone. Who is at the door? It's Paul. Soilder cone tells Paul he met Sarah Manning. Paul- inside? Clone- strolled in like the queen of Manchester making demands. Does that seem right to you? Her and Dyad working together?

Paul tells the clone to sit down that he's forst. Next thing you know he's hooked up to the computer and Paul's asking logic questions.  Now it's the other clones turn. Moustache clone had a hard time with the questions. Paul hands them their extraction orders. 

Scott shows up Felix's apartment. He's here to check on Cosima. Says that Dr. Neal wants a meeting with her this afternoon. Fe hands her a new clone phone. It's blue. 

Soccer time! Allison looks over at the campaign woman. Allison know she can beat her.  "Have you seen the playgrounds? There's no rubber mulch, just gravel. It's like the seventies!" (Hahahahaha) Donnie says they can't afford a campaign right now. Says they might have to sell the house.  Ramon shows up. He's selling pills at the soccer tourney. He says he's going to college. Donnie asks who it is, and she says "that is an opportunity" (wonder what she's gonna do here? Make Donnie run drugs? Bad idea.)

Happy family time! Sarah, Kira, and cal are all playing hockey in the house. (Is this a thing?) clone phone rings. It's Art. He's back on the job.  Says a woman came in to complain and he took the case. Says they both look like fish Clone (his name is Mark.  2 names!)  

Cal come up to Sarah and she tells him that the castor clone in Mariam's basement is gone. Escaped or released. 

Cal wants her to stay. She wants to find Helena.  Smootchie time.  Go save your sister. 

Helena is being strapped to a bed. And water boarded. They swan her and take her blood.  They were going do it again, a woman comes in and says stop the stress test.  Dude says, we have 2 more cycles. Lady- she's pregnant. Introduces herself as Dr Virginia Cody. 

Fe is making tea for Ms S. She's looking at pics. Fe tells her chin up Sarah will come around. Hands her a Clone Phone.  He says she doesn't get to sit it out. None of them do. 

Dyad. Cosima and Scott are spinning in chairs. In comes Dr. Neal. Says her results looks good. She asks when he was going to tell them about the castor dude who escaped. He said it was the first item of business. Scott asks about the original genome. Dr. Says thanks to the Duncan's it's lost. Says they falsified the records and kept the donors for both Castor and Leda secret. When it died it died with them.

Art is walking with the hook up girl. Says if they find them they'll charge them. Sarah shows up. Says she's Beth Childs and wants to ask follow up questions.  Hook up girl says Rudy (name!) got mad for Seth. Said she thought he was going kill her. They took her ID wrote her info down, and took her hair. Seth and Rudy have the same tattoo on the left forearm- two headed horse. 

Allison and Donnie are waiting for Ramon. They would like to buy his business. 

Seth is waiting for a car, being crazy punching a car. He gets a call. It's Rudy, says he's not going back to base; he knows Seth is glitching. (Is he a robot? Is this Wreck It Ralph?) Rudy is breaking in to fe's apartment! Says they are going to finish the job. 

Sarah and Cosima is on the phone. Talking about the tattoos. Cosima tells Sarah to go to Ms. S. Says she's the best lead.  

Helena is hooked up to the machine getting local questions. The talking scorpion distracts Helena. The male dr is not pleased. There is a castor there. Helena says, I met your brother. He was ugly. He gets mad and Dr V walks in. She takes her for a walk. They are in a compound with shoulders everywhere. She gives her food. Dr. V says Sarah sold her out.  

Rudy is in fe's apartment snooping. Totally is by Dr Duncan's book. He's looking at the painting of Sarah. 

Knock on the door at Ms. S house. It's Sarah. Fe tells her to go easy on her. She wants to get in touch with Paul. He's gone dark. S. Tells her that she needs to take Kira and go. Says she doesn't know anything about Castor. Says you don't fight in these conditions. 

Allison and Donnie are meeting with Ramon. Allison bargains while Donnie freaks. She says they are going to take it out of the retirement, and that she just found her voter base. They will be very loyal don't you think? (She's brilliant!)

Cal is unpacking. He hears something. He goes out to investigate. It's Paul with a gun. Tells him to turn around and put his hands on his head. Asks why Sarah was at the basement yesterday. Cal says to ask her. Cal says you infiltrated Dyad did you find what you were looking for? No that's why the tactics changed. Helena deal, Castor boys. Paul says Cal had a reputation since he designed weapons. Says he got rich, then he got out.  Does Sarah kno that? He'd keep that a secret too.  Cal asks about Helena. The deal that was cut was to buy Sarah time and space, why isn't she taking it. If she doesn't it is going to end badly.  Says cal needs to get her out before it ends badly. 

Kira and Sarah are at Fe's. Kira asks if she is going to live with cal. She says maybe. Would Kira like that? She puts her clone phone down and gets Kira's bath ready. Phone is ringing. Cal is trying out to call. Kira's in the fort. She moves the curtain aside and Rudy is there. (I jumped!) creepy as scar clone has his eyes Xed like the painting of Sarah. Sarah  goes to get Kira. She sees Rudy holding Sarah. Rudy asks about tissue samples. Cal shows up. He tried to go upstairs but Seth stops him.  Cal punches him (hell yes!) but he pulls a knife. Rudy says he can't leave empty handed, people are counting on him. Sarah- you mean Seth? He pauses. Seth has a knife pouted at Cal. Rudy asks Sarah how she knows about Seth? Seth is glitching. Sarah asks  Rudy if this is about his brother. Seth is glitching so bad he passes smooth out and Cal just looks on. Seth is screaming, Rudy lets Kira go and comes down to see. He sees Cal.  Rudy shoots Seth.  And watches as he dies. Still pointing the gun at cal he leaves. 

Cal, Kira, Sarah are all at Ms S.  Kira is going on an adventure with Cal. Sarah is sending her off to keep her safe. They're going out of the country. Sarah is going to find Mark. 

Fish girl in bed. They're in a hotel room. She goes to the closed bathroom door. Mark is in there. Says he's almost done and tells her to go to bed. She goes back to bed. Mark rolls up a towel, puts it in his mouth and holds up a small torch (like the one you use in the kitchen to make crime brûlée) up to his arm. His left arm, where there is a horse tattoo. Burn. 

Wow. That was intense. Cant wait for next episode!!!

Things I don't understand- Dolman Sleeves

Don't worry, there's pictures. So, I went shopping and tried this shirt on. Lo and behold it was a flying squirrel shirt! Most ridiculous thing ever. According to the Internet (must be true! bonjour!) it is supposed to make your shoulders look slumped in order to make your waits look smaller. Not so much.  It reminded me of that warm up suit Vector wore on Despicable Me. 

So here is a pic with arms down 

And ready for take off!

I don't see a minimized waist. 

*disclaimer- this is a mirror pic, so that mean 2 cameras. Since each camer adds 10 lbs, I'm really 20 lbs lighter. 

Throw Back Thursday- Kids Tales

Once upon a time, Dade and I were arguing about something. He was about twelve at the time. All of a sudden, he turned and looked at me. He said, "you just feel that way because you haven't found Jesus."  To which I casually replied, "yes I did, he was hiding behind the sofa."  Dade's mouth dropped open, he looked at me and walked off. I hear his voice drift back to me from the hall, "I don't even know what to say to that...."

Moral of the story: Don't sass your mama. She has a comeback bank with 30+ years of sassy deposits

I'm going to lose it one day.

What am I going to lose one day? My southern filter. You know, that little voice inside your head (that Jamie doesn't have) that says things such as, "bless your heart" and "most unfortunate" when you really just want to say "f*ck off".  As you may have seen from previous posts I have a love hate relationship with facebook. I love to watch the drama and hate the stupid equally. So the filter I am talking about is pertaining to fb. One day I am just going to lose it and type everything I think. Heh!

The Inquisitor: this person asks randoms questions on fb. Ex: Does anybody knows where I can find this one thing? Does anybody know where this event is happening?  I'm sorry, did you mean to type this in Google?

The Vaguebooker: this person is always hurt about something someone did- but never gives the details. Ex- You know who you are and what you did and I'm so hurt! Yeah, unless you're going to dish I don't care. 

The Perfect Parent: this persons sole purpose on FB is to brag about their kids. That is their only posts. No one likes their kids that much. Seriously, NO ONE. 

Of course there are others, I just did my top three. One day I'm just going to post what I think and enjoy the fall out. Till then, I will just continue my love hate relationship with FB. It's like a bad boyfriend.

3 am

Word to the wise: when you are exausted and are hanging out with your friends and/or peers who may or may not be as smart as you (if not smarter); it may be wise just to go to bed rather than continuing on with the conversation. You may say such jewels as "I watch the bbc because I am not a criminal".  

This you can never live down. EVER. 

Short Story Saturday!

Sasha shivered as she looked at the creepy doll on her bed. The doll was a gift from her stepmother. It was delicate, with lace details on the dress, and a head full of golden curls.

     "It's pretty, there is just something about it," said Christie, Sasha's best friend.

   "Shhhh she'll here you. Plus she's trying to be nice. She feels bad because it's the anniversary of mom." Sasha's mom had died when she was little, but Sasha didn't remember her; she was too young. Her stepmother, Claudia, was a new addition to the family. She tried, but it was so strange having another person in the house. 

     Christie looked at the doll "I've got it, it's the teeth!" 

     Sasha picked the doll up and looked at the mouth. Sure enough, there were four little teeth between the top and bottom lip. "Are they kinda pointy? Or is it just my imagination?"

     Christie looked. "It's just your imagination. Maybe it's the eyes. They're kinda filmy? We can wipe them off, I'm sure she'll be fine. Either way it's a pretty doll."

    Sasha put the doll back on the bed. "Let's go see what the gang is doing." She looked back at the doll as she closed the bedroom door.  The doll stared back at her smiling. 

      Sasha and Christie opened the door and turned on the light. The doll sat there on the bed, looking at them with glass eyes. "Let's get started on homework. Ugh, English. Mr. Jowell give the worst homework ever! Hand me the book will you?" 

    As Christie handed over the book she glanced up. "What are you going to name it?"

    "What?"

     "The doll? What are you going to name it?"

     "I'm 17 years old. I don't need to name the doll."

     "How about Christie? I think that's a perfect name for - ow!" 

     "How about pillow?" Sasha laughed as she hit her friend with the pillow. "Now let's study!" 

     It was much later after Christie left when Sasha decided to take another look at the doll. 

     "You're too creepy to be called Christie. How about Agatha? That's creepy worthy. " Sasha sighed and put the doll down. "She means well" she said as she closed the door behind her.
It was late when Sasha returned home. As she was getting ready for bed she couldn't shake the feeling that something was watching her. 

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It was the middle of the night. Sasha had awakened suddenly. She couldn't see anything but blackness. She noticed her arm hurt slightly, but not enough to rouse her fully. "I'll worry about that when I get up," she thought. 

     Sasha opened her eyes and looked around. She was in the middle of the bed. She couldn't move.  She felt the panic start to ride up in her chest, but she couldn't make a sound. Her mouth would not open. She was fozen in place. All she could do was sit on the bed and watch as the doll like girl in her room wore her clothes and closed the bedroom door as she took her place. 

   

HBO and Scientology

Soooo I can't wait for Going Clear, an HBO show about Scientology. It's supposed to be quite the exposé! I'm sure Tom Cruise is squirming now.  Supposedly HBO hired 160 lawyers in preparation for the fallout from Scientology. Now, this is an HBO documentary adaption that is based off of a book Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood and the Prison of Belief by Lawrence Wright. I have got to read that book. This documentary features interviews with ex-Scientology members. I'm really looking forward to it! It should be very interesting. This is a religion founded by a writer of science fiction! And they get tax exempt status! For interesting facts about how that was maintained- look up Operation Snow White. Going Clear airs on March 29th on HBO.  This ought to be good.