I would use Jem's earrings for evil.

I so would. What? There's this supercomputer with tiny projectors that can totally change my appearance? Forget earning money for the foster girls- I want to be thin and young. Maybe a model? Whatever, I'll settle for being thin and pink hair. Jem's hair was the bomb. Plus think of all the insane possibilities! You could totally pose as world leaders! Celebrities! I would have so much fun as George Cloony.  Can you just imagine? Hahahaha you could pretend to be Gordon Ramsy and go to Taco Bell. You could be Martha Stewart and craft at Hobby Lobby.  Oh oh! You could be Anna Wintor and judge people's clothes. That would be so fun. Showtime Synergy!

Animators on drugs- Kate and mim mim

I just want to say what the hell is this? So apparently this girl twirls around and sings a song with this stuffed rabbit and manages to teleport to another dimension? Works? Who the hell knows. Anyway- there are creatures there who have a collective IQ of 4. Somehow they solve the problem and return to the real world- and her parents never notice she is missing!  I just can't with this show. The purple bunny is disturbing and he sounds like he has rocks for brains. Well, technically I guess it's stuffing, but whatever. You know, some kids shows aren't bad (I'm talking about you Sophia the First!) but this one is just stupid. I can't even.

Animators on Drugs

Sometimes I wonder what the hell these animators are thinking. Since I have a toddler, I watch a ungodly amount of children's shows. It's quite devastating to my mental state. For example, I have a favorite Dinobot. What. The. Hell. I don't even care about Transformers, I'm 38. I'd rather watch Jem; her hair was bitchin'. Anyway, E is about to turn 4 next week and he is ate up with Transformers. It doesn't matter which version, Rescuebots, Prime, or Old School- he watches them all. So that brings me to my point- where does Optimus Prime's trailer go? He's a robot and changes to a truck it suddenly appears. He's a truck and changes to a robot and where does it go? It's the infamous off screen move. Ha! So....does it just hang around off screen waiting for its grand entrance? Does it go off and have its own adventures? Is anything in it? I don't understand. Clearly they must be on drugs. For that matter, Megatron turns into a gun that another robot has to hold. How useless. What kind of bullets does he use? Would they be part of him? Is it transformer poop?  I mean he's supposed to be a leader that's basically a hand held weapon that shoots robot poo. And a weapon is only as good as the person who wields it; what if his shooter is a bad shot? Lame.

Favorite Quote: "Me, Slag, me hate everything."

Dinobots Rock.