I am the worst Cajun ever.

I hate crawfish. I can't stand it. I really don't see that the big deal is about it. You spend a million years peeling them only to get a teensie weenisie piece of meat.  They smell bad. They're messy. I don't like them boiled, I don't like them in an étouffée. They just are icky. They're are like the roaches of the bayou. I'll pass and eat gumbo instead.