Tbt- kids tales.

Once upon a time- I took Stephen, who was 4 at the time, to the grocery store. He wanted hot dogs and I told him no, it wasn't on the list. He was walking beside the cart, and I was pushing. I walked over to look at the meat, and made a fatal mistake. I turned my back. Stephen, grabbed the cart and pushed it as hard as he could. I ran after the cart; and He grabbed hot dogs and ran the opposite direction.

Moral of the story: they're smarter than us. Don't turn your back- EVER!

Meh~ toddler Tuesday, save me now.

Sorry folks, I have no infinite words of wisdom today on toddler Tuesday, because my toddler outsmarted me this morning. In a bid to be a big boy, he let the little dogs out of the house. This resulted in various doggie bribery in order to return them home, a very dirty work shirt, and a rush commute. Also, there was an incident in the car over a transformer, which resulted in a spur of the moment temper tantrum (and a very startled driver!). 

So, just an FYI, if you choose not to have kids, I totally understand. It's ok, we have enough people. You're in the clear. No pressure. I just want to live vicariously through you and your ability to sleep in and travel.