Throw Back Thursday- Kids Tales

Once upon a time, Dade and I were arguing about something. He was about twelve at the time. All of a sudden, he turned and looked at me. He said, "you just feel that way because you haven't found Jesus."  To which I casually replied, "yes I did, he was hiding behind the sofa."  Dade's mouth dropped open, he looked at me and walked off. I hear his voice drift back to me from the hall, "I don't even know what to say to that...."

Moral of the story: Don't sass your mama. She has a comeback bank with 30+ years of sassy deposits

3 am

Word to the wise: when you are exausted and are hanging out with your friends and/or peers who may or may not be as smart as you (if not smarter); it may be wise just to go to bed rather than continuing on with the conversation. You may say such jewels as "I watch the bbc because I am not a criminal".  

This you can never live down. EVER.