KJ likes!

Kj doesn't like much. Her had a few toys that he really enjoys. He's an old grouch.  So here's my review of the 5 sided activity cube. Link below for Amazon. .

First it has a shape sorter on one side. Pretty cool. Next it has a piano keyboard so you can play some cool tunes. On each key there's an animal face and it asks you some questions.  On the top is an arrow that can point to several animals. All in all it's pretty darn cute.

VTech Sort & Discover Activity Cube https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ASSZH4M/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_tMrMybEPCC7Y1

Favorite super bowl commercials!

While we waited for the Lady GaGa show- we had to watch some reality show; I don't know I didn't really follow. Anyway, there were several cute commercials, several lame commercials, and several wtf are the doing here commercials. I graded on three criteria; humour, audience appeal, and awww factor. Extra points if they were not political.

Lamest Commercial: H&R Block and Watson.  Some super it stuff to help you do taxes. Big wooo. Quote from my dad, "It's just taxes, come on!" 1/10.

Poorest use of a celebrity: Justin Bieber in the football dance. So lame, I don't even remember what They were selling and I took notes. They tried and failed miserably to be funny. 0/10

Now on to the best. They were three that really stood out for me. So I'll save the best for last.


Best Slapstick: Melissa McCarthy in Kia. She basically tried to save the world by fails miserably. 8/10

Best Hahaha and WTF moment: Skittles. Just watch it! Romance the Rainbow! 8/10

Best twist: Bai bai bai. Christopher Walken. Just watch it. I loved it. 10/10 watch it follow the YouTube link!

Honorable Mention for Human Intrest Factor:  Honda, chasing the dream.



There ya go! I didn't consider any Movie Trailers or TV shows on this list because that's too subjective. I do say that The Handmaidens Tale looks pretty interesting

https://youtu.be/2Di1kqa6fiE

Lady Gaga slays- as usual.

Like are you even surprised? That woman works. She absolutely gives her all to every performance. I was lucky enough to watch her in concert back in 2010 and I have to say that she gave it her all. That woman sang and dances and brought it the entire time.  She WORKS.  So you can imagine my eye roll when I saw this little post.  Boycott GaGa? As if. No, conservatives. Good try though.  GaGa   would never! She is giving her all to this performance in this moment. She's not going to let politics drag her down in this. She is art and music. so if you boycotted you missed an anwesome show and I suggest you watch it asap.

https://www.facebook.com/AmConservative.US/videos/1675822906043809/
https://www.facebook.com/AmConservative.US/videos/1675822906043809/

#makefacebookfunagain

Ok is anyone happy with the state of the union right now? Like seriously? I don't actually care about your opinions- this is NOT the forum for that. Wrong blog, peeps. What I want to bitch about is every one bitching about everything. Spoiler alert- it's not helping! It's making everything worse. Facebook is the worst. Everyone is a keyboard warrior! Look people- stfu for real! What happened to the overwhelming posts of your kids doing something dumb? How am I supposed to know what you're eating every second if your fighting with randoms on the news sites? Where are the pictures of you working out?!? I cannot cope. The hatred is unreal. I need fuzzy animals!! Let this be a public service announcement. Let's make Facebook fun again. Hell at this point I'd welcome random FarmVille requests. This is an SOS. Send memes stat!!!!

Omg!

So I seem to have forgotten about my little blog here- never fear! I'm back and better than ever. On another note- maternity leave should really last a year. He's still not sleeping through the night. My usual outfits consist of business casual with mysterious shoulder stains; one of the benefits of being a human handkerchief. For a while there my signature scent was eau du breast milk. And for any of you bitches that say "oh you shouldn't be complaining, babies are a blessing yadda yadda- you know what babies are hard. I don't care (see title Care c?) I haven't slept through the night in forever.  I've notticed a direct corroboration in my lack of Care and my lack of sleep.

Those of you who stay at home- how the hell do you do it? The lack of adult interaction is so hard! I started having conversations with myself so I can remember adult words.  Staying at home and taking care of small children is a full time job- without vacations and sick time! And when the SO gets home from work- you still don't get a break. It's dinner time and dishes and laundry and bath time and bed time.

Tribute to motherhood complete- Beyoncé is having twins!!!!! Name guesses y'all? Gender guesses? Ooooooo celebrity name game is so much fun!

I will never get the hang of this-

Ok sooooo- this baby hates sleep. Or better yet, he hates sleep for me. Yes, that's right - sleep depravation. I no longer care if I sleep past 7 on weekends. Right now I'm just shooting for sleep. I find my self nodding off during the most akward times, the shower, meetings, the grocery store... (That will get you some looks- truth). 

Anyway, last night KJ decided that his crib was made of fire and decorated with cactus fabric. When I put him in it he screamed like the devil. The power of Christ compels you to sleep! I at one point let him cry for a minute so I could cry in the kitchen. Sometimes you just gotta- it helps no one if you're stressed too.  So I finally figured out if I bring my phone I can occupy my brain and I won't dwell on how physically exhausted I am. I calmed down and he relaxed and fell asleep. Crib returned to normal and all is well with the world. 

Incidentally- this is my 4th baby. It doesn't matter if you're a new mom or an  old one. Some babies hate sleep. 

Hello... It's me... It's been a while...

So yeah- I had a baby. The last month was the devil. There were holidays and no sleep and peeing all the time and then labor and boom baby. Then there's more no sleep and holidays and baby. So yeah. I got a lot to catch up on.  Meanwhile- here's Killian. Ain't he a doll?